Joely Righteous

5 Lessons from Top Gun

4 Comments to “5 Lessons from Top Gun”

1. 
   very_speedy
   April 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm

   My lessons:

   1. Nothing like the primal grunt of a motorbike at full speed between your legs to make you feel like a real man.
   2. No matter how smart a female character, Hollywood will always find a way to reduce her to the sum of her physical parts – aka tits and arse.
   3. If you are going to work with a ‘Maverick’ don’t drink hot coffee while they’re around.
   4. Karaoke is a team sport, but only one team member ever walks away with the prize.
   5. Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry… you sissy boy.
2. 
   davidgorham
   April 27, 2009 at 11:12 am

   Bad teeth in HD look exceptionally bad.

   I still love this movie though. Can’t believe I watched it again when I got home from EODM.
3. 
   PapaLazarou
   April 27, 2009 at 11:17 am

   I learned 1 lesson from it.

   And that is that you take my breath away. *synth bass*
4. 
   Daniel Oyston
   April 28, 2009 at 8:07 am

   I learnt that you shoudl always stay above the hard deck and that Viper can come from anywhere.