While watching Top Gun today I realised that there are some great lessons to be learnt that can be applied to our everyday lives, so with out further delay I present my 5 lessons from Top Gun.
5. Singing “You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling” will get the girl…
4. Pilots in the navy spend 20% of their time flying (working), 10% of their time drinking, 10% of their time singing, 10% sleeping and 50% of their time with no shirts on posing and pouting at one another. We should distribute our time similarly.
3. If they’re getting close, you’re getting a hard on.
2. Its okay to gloat… Fly by’s make you look like a fucking legend.
1. Everyone needs a wingman!
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April 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm
very_speedy
My lessons:
1. Nothing like the primal grunt of a motorbike at full speed between your legs to make you feel like a real man.
2. No matter how smart a female character, Hollywood will always find a way to reduce her to the sum of her physical parts – aka tits and arse.
3. If you are going to work with a ‘Maverick’ don’t drink hot coffee while they’re around.
4. Karaoke is a team sport, but only one team member ever walks away with the prize.
5. Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry… you sissy boy.
April 27, 2009 at 11:12 am
davidgorham
Bad teeth in HD look exceptionally bad.
I still love this movie though. Can’t believe I watched it again when I got home from EODM.
April 27, 2009 at 11:17 am
PapaLazarou
I learned 1 lesson from it.
And that is that you take my breath away. *synth bass*
April 28, 2009 at 8:07 am
Daniel Oyston
I learnt that you shoudl always stay above the hard deck and that Viper can come from anywhere.