Posts tagged ‘learning’

October 28, 2009

Chewing gum in class; Cool is the new nerdy

Chewing gum in class; an action once reserved for only the most wicked rad rebellious badass kids in class should really be an action performed by the geekiest of nerds.

There have been many studies conducted on the effects of chewing gum on both alertness, stress levels and peoples ability to learn and absorb information however a recent report by the Baylor College of Medicine shows that there could be direct academic advantages to chewing gum as a result of the previously established facts.

With this in mind one must wonder about the strict discipline with which children are met for doing, what is in essence, nothing more than enhancing their ability to learn and perform well in class.

Perhaps it is time for teachers and administrators to think about what is in the children’s best interest and, instead of banning chewing gum, making it an essential part of the schooling experience, like a pen license.

April 25, 2009

5 Lessons from Top Gun

Bad, mother fucker...

While watching Top Gun today I realised that there are some great lessons to be learnt that can be applied to our everyday lives, so with out further delay I present my 5 lessons from Top Gun.

5. Singing “You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling” will get the girl…

4. Pilots in the navy spend 20% of their time flying (working), 10% of their time drinking, 10% of their time singing, 10% sleeping and 50% of their time with no shirts on posing and pouting at one another. We should distribute our time similarly.
Who's a pretty boy then?
3. If they’re getting close, you’re getting a hard on.
Zoom zooooooom!
2. Its okay to gloat… Fly by’s make you look like a fucking legend.
Look at this bad mother fucker!
1. Everyone needs a wingman!
High Five Buddy

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